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Bob Sanders

September 21, 2007

My sister sent these to me this morning. They’re in the same vein as the Chuck Norris facts.

Bob Sanders is a hard hitting defensive back for the Indianapolis Colts. He’s a ton of fun to watch and he’s a big reason the Colts won the Superbowl last year.

  1. 70% of the Earth is covered by water….the rest is covered by Bob Sanders
  2. Indy’s Defense is called the Cover 2 because the team is only responsible for covering 2 people…Bob Sanders covers the rest.
  3. Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink
  4. If he could be any Care Bear, Bob Sanders would still be Bob Sanders, and when you hugged him he’d tackle you for a seven yard loss. They’d call him Kick Your Ass Bear, and there’d be a picture on his chest of him kicking your ass.
  5. If you say “Bob Sanders” three times while looking in a mirror, you’ll feel pretty stupid. Then Bob Sanders will rush through the door and tackle you for a four yard loss.
  6. When Justin Timberlake brought SexyBack, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline.
  7. It was once thought Bob Sanders lost a fight to a Bear. But that was a lie created by Bob Sanders himself to lure more Bears to him.
  8. They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives.
  9. They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle”
  10. …..a true quote from Bob himself….”I always thought that if I didn’t feel it, the other person was hurting more. But I’ve realized over time that if I hit somebody and it hurts me, it hurts them even more.”
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