My sister sent these to me this morning. They’re in the same vein as the Chuck Norris facts.
Bob Sanders is a hard hitting defensive back for the Indianapolis Colts. He’s a ton of fun to watch and he’s a big reason the Colts won the Superbowl last year.
- 70% of the Earth is covered by water….the rest is covered by Bob Sanders
- Indy’s Defense is called the Cover 2 because the team is only responsible for covering 2 people…Bob Sanders covers the rest.
- Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink
- If he could be any Care Bear, Bob Sanders would still be Bob Sanders, and when you hugged him he’d tackle you for a seven yard loss. They’d call him Kick Your Ass Bear, and there’d be a picture on his chest of him kicking your ass.
- If you say “Bob Sanders” three times while looking in a mirror, you’ll feel pretty stupid. Then Bob Sanders will rush through the door and tackle you for a four yard loss.
- When Justin Timberlake brought SexyBack, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline.
- It was once thought Bob Sanders lost a fight to a Bear. But that was a lie created by Bob Sanders himself to lure more Bears to him.
- They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives.
- They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle”
- …..a true quote from Bob himself….”I always thought that if I didn’t feel it, the other person was hurting more. But I’ve realized over time that if I hit somebody and it hurts me, it hurts them even more.”
